Monthly Archive: September, 2015

No Pig Deal – Oxfords No.1 Premier Livestock Escort Agency ‘Trollops With Trotters’ The UK’s most Primed Minister allegedly handed over 2.5 million in UK Tax Payers money to ‘silence’ hoofed residents of Billows Farm, Oxford. C.E.O(ffal) of Billows Farm, Dr Allan Sanders boastfully admits… Continue reading

D.I.Why?: Reggae Replaced With Audio-Books at Notting Hill Carnival

Sunday nights King Tubby has now been replaced by The Paul McKenna Sound System which will offer a 2 hour bass heavy audio-guide on weight loss improvement. The Carnival will also host Pi ‘n’… Continue reading